parental guidance advised

kids, if u're reading dis, stay away from ur pc. i repeat STAY away from ur pc. contents of dis entry may corrupt ur eyes, brain & mouth.

*looks ard before i begin*

ok sexy babes, listen up!

imagine dis scenario:

2 comperes on stage acting as mr & mrs dracula. thirsty draculas in fact. so thirsty dat they had to find fresh blood immediately amidst the thousands & thousands of audiences.

mr dracula : saya haus! carikan saya darah baruuuu...

ms dracula : gie mana harus kita cari? waduh, ramai benar manusia di sini!

mr dracula : aku tidak peduli! carikan aku seorang mangsa sekarang jugak!

ms dracula : sape mau saya isaaaaaaaaaaaap??!

*frantic sayas, sayas heard amidst the audience* pls note dat only MALE voices were heard.

ms dracula : waduh! waduh! maksud saya isap darahnya!

i bet more than a million male species were shouting sayas, sayas @ dat exact mmt. can u imagine making such a dunno where to taruk ur muka blunder in a live show telecast in indonesia and some say, mesia & spore?

lesson learnt : lenkali, cakap biar terang!