-live from her mulut and fingers-

March 29, 2005

i wonder why

just when i bersemangat nak update dis goblog, blogspot has to go kiok. it took me nearly 10,000 yrs to republish my template. and it's not as if i have a million additions to make. just 3 teeny additions and it took forever. and guess wat? i bloody well had to retype dis entry twice. blogspot must be having a heart attack seeing me logged-in. keke.

okies, i'm rambling. back to the topic NOW.

so aniways, while i was bz digging my nose in the ofis, weiiii! u really think i dig my nose in public isit? emas is very precious u noe so must do it discreetly. ssshhh!

to cut a long story short, today i very FREE lah. too FREE in fact.

and dats when all the WHYS of the world starting invading my sesak tak bernafas brain.

like WHY selets can be our boss when they can't even pronounce the letter 'R' pL(r)ope(r)Ly?

like WHY female selets can go around wearing thongs when they have like 10,000 years of hardened shit up their 'creaks'?

like WHY those selets again think they have a rite to pollute the envt by burning those paper money, paper bajus and whathaveyous. i wonder if there's paper kotex? is there?

like WHY this selet beside me can't have proper telephone etiquette?

like WHY selets pronounce 'hello' as 'arlow'. wat is arlow i ask u?

like WHY kiasu selets rushed to the mrt's entrance even before the door is open?

like WHY selets eat without drinking. tak takut mati tercekik ke?

like WHY those selets think mandarin makes the world go round?

like WHY so-called professional and educated, mind you, female selets throw their sanitary pads suka-suka hati bapak dia?!!

the number of those so-called professional and educated female selets is fast expanding in my company. who needs a choked sewerage when all those selets provide free 'perfume' for us in the toilet? educated my foot!

yes. it's a selets' world, there's no denying dat.

so tell me WHY those selets are still in favour?

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