stoopid, big bad world

on days when i feel crappy, such as today, i seem to hate everyone. with extra vengeance i must say.

so as good ol' fate would have it, i nearly cursed and sweared like pompuan ilang akal at the mrt station today.

ohh before dat, i must must tell you about this pun-fun dek-fek bangla in the bus. he was so annoying. annoying beyond hope lah. u see, said bangla was standing. i was sitting at the back of the bus. so said bangla kept staring at me. i became very cuak. because of course i am scared of banglas. even in crowded public places. the staring continued. i swear i was becoming paranoid. i dunno wat he was looking at. maybe he thought i was aishwaryaberderai. and said bangla even alighted at the same bus stop. so sweet. he was practically twisting his daki-ed neck to search for me amidst the throngs of people at the bus stop. i of course, cabut lari oready lah.

u think i'll wait for the bangla to carry me across the escalators isit?

then i met with this nyonya. peh bodoh tak terkata. maybe she doesn't know wat dat lil green circle with a yellow arrow means at the kempeskanbontotkalaulambat gate. so ok fine. as nyonyas would go they dun understand the very basic concept of queueing. i was directly behind her. after she went through she was walking like pengantin baru. wahlau. i brushed past and heard a "chsst". it's not my kentot lah, haha. if only i had farted at her.

by then i was fuming mad. wat with all the pushing and lahabaus yang tak tau sabar. i turned around and spat "WAT?" at her blur face. i cannot tahan oready lah u noe! maybe she tak faham wat i said lah cause she was just staring ahead. ok lah, wateva.

if she's so blardy sensitive maybe she should just build a private mrt for her smelly self. kalau her body made of solid gold takpe. so precious tak tentu pasal.

and the last thing that extremelly pisses me off was this 2 tudung-ed ladies. kakaks i should say. while i was walking to the train door, they, while talking were following my every movememt. mulut sibuk mata lagi sibuk eh kak?

i wonder wat is so interesting on my face. maybe my nipple has shifted to the middle of my forehead. maybe that's why they're staring at me. blardy hell betul. jeling-jeling somemore u noe!

so here i am, proud to conclude that, it is definitely a stoopid, big bad world.