sen-less

come june i'll be penniless. i so tak bohong. i dunno how the hell i'll survive 720 hours in june. may is so NOT a good month. for me lah, at least.

dis sememeh punya singtel is really SEMEMEH. so sememeh until there are no more SEMEMEH-er words to describe it's sememehness. their sememehness is so extreme dat i have to pay an early termination fee when THEY, those sememeh ppl themselves, told me dat my contract has matured. twice. i shall call them SMEH-TEL now. urghh!

no. dun tell me dat i shld call them & yakkety-yak. i have done dat. thrice. i got saliva shortage as a token.

my bank account will only have $0.00 dat i'll become so famous. so famous until mr lee ikan yew wants my autograph. so famous until my face will be splashed across the papers. so famous dat ppl will pay me just to see my sepet eyes. ahh, if ppl pay me, then i wouldn't be penniless kan, kan, kan??

i am toking crap. dis is sememeh syndrome.

i'm so gonna get an earful from the fiance. god help my ears.

wat in the world is SEMEMEH anyway? kaka.

smeh-tel, u owe me for promoting u, u bagero sontoloyo!