thy shalt wed thee

today i is taking a besar step. i is together with i is buncit and i is daddy. but i is no feel anything. oklah bedek if no feel anything. if no feel then i is no hidup oready kan? kwakwa. i is actually worried because i is eyeing on one person. but i is sungguh sememeh when i is found out that one particular person i is eyeing all this while is want to pencen.

i is pasrah u noe. uhuk, uhuk.



we is reach there at 10.30 morning. i is feeling jakun suddenly. harhar. yalah, i is no come there before one. i is thought they both different-different, skali they is both neighbours. i is nasib baik no go wrong door.

when we is go inside, we register lah. take out all the barang-barang, write-write whatever they is want to know, then i is waiting. while i is waiting nak register, i is thought why nobody? skali when they give the number we is nombor 4 oready. wahhh, then they is all coming wat time man? so semamat skali.

so when we is register, we given 15 minit only u noe. i is type like ketam. then we is thought we can hentam anyone we is suka. we is sungguh sedih when we is click-click all no schedules. what the mangkok man! wahhh, i is tell you i is want to scream lah there. i is heran why they is no tell who have who don't have. so waste our time. we click-click, then we is choose tak tau which orang. no hear before but he got free. then we is hentam ajelah because we is die-die kena register.


see, no olang?

then we is going up. wahh, upstairs also no orang. very the good. we come up, got see nombor 4 oready. good service kan. then my is buncit go inside. i is no sempat say good luck. then me is daddy become photographers outside. didn't know so many nice-nice things to see one. all the sungguh old school. by now i is tak rasa apa-apa still. still can lari sana-sini amik gambar.



while we is syiok-syiok take picture, buncit is come out oready. so fast, so good. confirm easy-easy one. then i is semangat mau jalan masuk sekali buncit say i is masuk with daddy. bagus, 2-in-1 macam nescafe instant. so we is masuk, but i is masuk pintu dulu. harhar. i know lah i is tak sabar.

so i is daddy sit-sit, kadi is toking-toking, asking, asking. chicken dodol lah. alhamdulilah. i is thought wait kadi ask about skolah ugama all dat because i is only blajar ugama with this lady nama cik som. if kadi ask cik som from which madrasah i is mati lah sebab cik som no madrasah but got block only.

to u all whose turn next, don't worry lah. insya-allah ok go one. i is mintak you all one oso easy-easy like mine. kadi only asking force or no force want to kawin, 1st time tunang, got putus no putus, daddy original one or not, parents restu or not then finish oready. after that can sign and hooray-hooray. no need scared-scared till keluar masok toilet lah okie? hopefully you is all cool and smile-smile go inside. but kadi toking no smile-smile lah wait he think you senteng, kwakwa.

haven't 5 minit we is go out oready. then i is buncit smile-smile like bad kerang. we is rasa waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, can pakbingbing seh. so abang-abang and kakak-kakak like that.

eh but not all no serious one lah. i is sebak you all tau when kadi asking daddy, u is rela your daughter want to marry with this orang? then somemore i is next to daddy when he answer "saya setuju dan rela." i is see daddy face like i is want to meraung. but wait. i is cannot cry lah wait kadi is think i is cengeng nak mams. so i is mesti step pelakon wanita terbaik and see benda lain lah, like kadi's pokok outside the door. harhar.

actually all fast-fast one lah. not much scary-mary benda to think about. but if you nasib suay-suay bo pian si lah, i is only can say good luck to you.

right now we is waiting to live happily ever after only. amin.